Tag: #howtobesingle
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Why I Killed My Girlfriend Ego | Seriously Single
I have been under the misconception that I am the perfect girlfriend. As a matter fact, my girlfriend psychosis is deep. It’s a cornucopia of stereotypical Stepford wife methods, rap lyrics, and rhetoric that I thought made me “perfect”. There were times I felt like a cocktail made of one ounce Tupac’s Me and My Girlfriend, three teaspoons […]
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Death & A Woman
Death is imminent and someone could act recklessly in the event they felt death was right around the corner. In the event that I get a heads up of my last day on Earth, I hope I am in close proximity to money and a good looking man. My theories about love and relationships […]
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I Don’t Like Good Morning Texts | Seriously Single
I feel like the title of my post is going to eliminate all chances of a guy texting me ever again. I’m ok with that. It just means they didn’t read the entire blog post and I’m only interested in guys who like to scratch beyond the surface anyway. I don’t like good morning texts. […]